Who Framed the CurraNZ Running Beast? The Case of the Essex Purple 'Doyouthinkhesaurus'

Cameras have caught a late-night purple dinosaur felon on the loose in Essex (UK), and the internet is losing its tiny T‑Rex arms over it. 

While the footage shows a suspiciously CurraNZ-coloured creature, the prime suspect – the CurraNZ Running Beast – has a rock-solid alibi: busy at New Zealand's Kepler Challenge, dishing out tequila and good vibes, not bin bags and bad decisions.

This rogue raptor was filmed waddling across a Southend, Essex (UK) street and lobbing two bags of rubbish next to a neighbour’s bin, in what might be the slowest “getaway” in criminal history. 

Given English blackcurrants don’t pack the same anthocyanin punch as New Zealand’s finest, it’s no surprise this dinosaur showed neither speed, performance, nor apparent brain power during the operation.

The clip has made national news in the UK, with everyone asking the same question: who is the purple-suited fly‑tipper, and has anyone checked their VO2 max?

Clear the CurraNZ Beast’s name and enjoy the evidence here – we only fuel fast, responsible purple behaviour

The late night antics have made it big on the news in the UK - news reports HERE